A Conversation Between Connor, Haylie and Me

As we were looking at Joe's new 'Bike' magazine, Connor started asking me what each bike was called. Eventually we ran out of pages to look at...

Connor: What's your bike called, Mom?
Me: My bike is called a Giant.
Connor: What's Dad's bike called, Mom?
Me: Uh, Dad's bike is called a Raleigh.
Connor: What's Haylie's bike called, Mom?
Me: I think Haylie's bike is called a Specialized.
Connor: What's my bike called?
Me: Hm. I don't know.
Haylie: Your bike doesn't have a name Connor.
Connor: Yes. It's called a Texi-ride-on-ya.
Haylie: No! How do you know?
Connor: Cuz I'm smart. I'm smarter than you, Haylie.

Take that, Haylie!